drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
The best thing about 2013 is that it’s over in a week
was this just the shittiest year for everyone?
i get it… cause megan always called them boobs xD this is perff
I kinda just want to go to sleep and not wake up..
marry that lil shit
WHY AREN’T THERE PEOPLE LIKE THAT AT MY SCHOOL
*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
Story of my fucking life.