havent posted anything in months…the only update i have is that i relapsed… badly.

(Source: akiraluv80)

(Source: xscreamingmemoriesx)

zahria:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslayer)

fullmetalfisting:

fullmetalfisting:

I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas 

I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.

sightless-behavior:

life-of-jimmy:

tacofetish:

planet-express-inc:

andro-saurus:

kanyewesticle:

The best thing about 2013 is that it’s over in a week

was this just the shittiest year for everyone?

yes

yes

YES

Pretty much

Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?

i get it… cause megan always called them boobs xD this is perff

(Source: ijustpeedmyself)

lottiewilks:

xo

the-suicidal-piece-of-shit:

youre-adorable-as—hell:

I kinda just want to go to sleep and not wake up..

(Source: neonkontra)

dysphorism:

losing-my-goddamn-mind:

marry that lil shit

WHY AREN’T THERE PEOPLE LIKE THAT AT MY SCHOOL

(Source: periodandbonerstories)

ladyremington:

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

Story of my fucking life.

MANYA